Monday, November 5, 2012

Plotting

The guy I brought home with me woke up. I found him this morning, he was writing on his laptop something. I respect people's privacy so I didn't bother asking what he was actually writing.
His tentacles were now wrapped around his sword.

"Hello" I said, trying to not freak him out or anything.

He sort of snapped. He threw his sword in my direction, which barely missed me and hit the wall next to me.

"WHY AM I HERE?"

"I...i..." I said, trying not to panic.

"ANSWER ME"

"I brought you here, I found you passed out in an alley, so I brought you here" I said.

He seemed to calm down as he just took his sword back and wrapped his tentacles around it.

"hmpf...thank you!"

I gave him some noodles to eat. He seemed to like them.

"So, ehm...I suppose you have some questions regarding my tentacles or why I was passed out in that alley?"

"I actually don't. From the looks of those tentacles I'd imagine you being a fear servant of sorts"

"You know about the fears?"

"I don't know that much about them. I just did a little research after a certain incident a while back" I said and lifted the stub that was now my left arm up.

"Oh...who did this to you?"

"Ehm, someone named the Bloody Biker"

"Really?"

"You know him?"

"Well...we have worked together in the past on missions, but that was mostly because I was forced to"

"I see. He has been on my case ever since. He put my room on fire just the other day"

"I'm sure he'll tire out eventually, if I know him right. Then again I don't know him that much"

This guy was about as elaborate as a Christopher Nolan movie. Not sure if that can be concluded as a compliment or not.

"Ehm, can I ask you something ehm, sorry didn't catch your name"

"Kallaway, David Kallaway"

"Right, Kallaway I was wondering if you'd help me with something"

"What?"

"I was going to request your ehm... assistance in bringing the Bloody Biker down"

He remained quiet for a while.

"Sure...I owe you one anyway for dragging me out of that alley" he said, "besides I've never really liked that guy that much. He's rather arrogant and narcissistic."

"ehm, yeah cool"

"I can probably try to find some info on his location tomorrow"

This is interesting development. In other news, I accidentally walked in on Scia changing the other day, not that I minded of course. She has such smooth skin.
I'm not a pervert mind you.

 




Thursday, November 1, 2012

Alley

I went out for a walk today.
It's rather odd what the universe throws your way. I found a guy.
I'm not saying I went on a date with one, far from it. I found a unconscious guy in the back alley near the gym I used to work at. Like is regular in my life, I was skeptic whether this guy was human.
It could've been him being in an alley that gave me that impression, but it could also have been the fact that he had tentacles.

Me being a good person took him up, while trying to avoid touching his tentacles and brought him over to my place. People tend to forget that even with one arm I'm rather strong.
He was heavy though, having another arm would've helped.

I layed him down on my bed and started cooking soup for him.
Waiting for him to wake up.